Sunday, July 27, 2014

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

How to be the big man at the Strip club on a budget

The Budget

Lets you have $200. This isn't much at all and honestly if you are broke and don't have $200 bucks to spend don't go. It sucks when you got no money I have literally went with $40 bucks. I paid the cover, bought the drink that they said was mandatory. You the old drink minimum scam. Tipped a girl on stage who gladly stuck her tits in my face. It is important to note this is the afternoon shift.  The girls seem to have lower expectations when it comes to be being tips. I kissed her boobs and gave her $5 tip. She said thank you.

The How to:

The psychology is easy. Strippers for guys with money but in the afternoon shift they will settle for a guy with very little money Because sometimes that's all there is. A lot of times clubs are empty at like 2 or 3pm. The bad is limited choices on strippers. a couple of tips.

The minimums:
drink minimums : don't worry buy the drink right away then nurse the drink and if you move seats then bring your drink with you. if you don't the waitress will take it. I have been strip clubs with 2 drink minimums and only bought 1 drink.

Tips:
Get about $20 bucks in singles at least, tip dancers on stage small let them know that you like and the stage is just a preview for the lapdance area. Also make sure other girls see you tip. If there all in the dressing room don't worry they talk.

Lapdances. Get the best High Mileage dances by waiting for the girl who aggressively pursue you. She needs the money. Aggressive is a girl who will sue their bodies. Tits in face when she asks for a dance, Pressing her body up against you. Girl Grabs your junk(Jackpot) She wants to have a good time. Get the lowdown on the dances go VIP if you have enough.

NOTE:Touch her everywhere unless she tells you know, but don't go for the pussy until she signals it's okay. Usually by hyperagressiveness.  which means she jerks you off through the pants, encourages by telling you she likes being touched

Costs:
Afternoon cover: $0 usually sometimes $10 
drink: $5
Stage tip: $30 -  u tip more then one girl
VIP room: Dejvu charges $150

Your now broke but the girls like you and got some, GOOD JOB!

MONGER ON!